Goat Simulator 9+
Coffee Stain Publishing
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- $4.99
- Offers In-App Purchases
Screenshots
Description
Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your mobile dreams have finally come true!
Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. more! When it comes to goats, not even the sky is the limit, as you can probably just bug through it and crash the game.
DISCLAIMER
Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat.
KEY FEATURES
* You can be a goat
* Get points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends that you're the alpha goat
* MILLIONS OF BUGS! We're only eliminating the crash-bugs, everything else is hilarious and we're keeping it
* In-game physics that bug out all the time
* Seriously look at that goat's neck
* You can be a goat
What’s New
Version 2.0.7
Bug fixes and minor improvements
Ratings and Reviews
Editors' Notes
You’re a goat, free to run wild and cause mayhem in a virtual town. And trust us: that premise leads to tons of hilarious moments and stunts. We’ve crashed parties, head-butted cars, bounced on trampolines and done a million other goofy things in this outrageous sandbox game.
This game changed my life for the best!
Dear coffee stain studios, thank you so much for putting so much time and effort into this series of amazing games! You guys and gals are the best ever! I have loved goats for so long and when i stumbled across this game while cruising through the App Store and instantly was in love with this series of legendary artefacts of games. This game helped me through the toughest time of my life when i was only 8 my father passed away but this game helped me through those tough times. Any time i was sad I snuggled with my goat simulator plush. You guys really did work a miracle 5 times over! Sorry if i might be a bit late to the party but I’ll always be by coffee stain studios side. You people took a simple concept and turned it into the best game of all time. Its been 2 years since I’ve met paths with this game and it honestly feels like destiny. I wish you guys luck through this hard time of sickness and i wanted to tell you guys you are the G.O.A.T (Greatest Of All Time) and thank you for all you have done. Even if nobody ever reads this comment i want you, coffee stain studios, to know you changed my, and millions of others lives for the better. Our team will reunite with our inner goats and go (at) on no matter how difficult the time is. This has been Javier age 10 and now To you who might be reading this, bleat out. 🐐
This game was my childhood.
To whom it ma concern,
THIS GAME WAS A LARGE PORTION OF MY CHILDHOOD!! I have so many vivid memories of playing this game with my brother. On the Xbox, On the Ps4, On the ipad! So many good times! Our favourite map by far was Goat City Bay! Even after years of playing it we kept finding new things about it! The sugar bowl, the weird flowers that mutated your limbs (we called them drug flowers), the ability to buy hats with money and the ability to have a human on your back!! My brother and I would always run to the café to find money to buy a hat (I would get sunglasses and a fedora) and then go to the fair on the weird island and get a random goat to ride our backs. Then we would go to the party at the top of the building and decide what we wanted to do that session! I even got my uncle to play it! We would run around goat city bay for hours on end, laughing about the weird humor of this game. Currently, I have all of the dlc and when we got that, our favourite map became the 'payday' map. And the only thing I think of when I think of that map is that weird cow haunting man.
Nobody's probably reading this but this game is amazing!
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Information
- Seller
- Coffee Stain Publishing AB
- Size
- 750.6 MB
- Category
- Games
- Compatibility
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- iPhone
- Requires iOS 13.0 or later.
- iPad
- Requires iPadOS 13.0 or later.
- iPod touch
- Requires iOS 13.0 or later.
- Apple Vision
- Requires visionOS 1.0 or later.
- Languages
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English
- Age Rating
- 9+ Infrequent/Mild Mature/Suggestive Themes Infrequent/Mild Profanity or Crude Humour Infrequent/Mild Cartoon or Fantasy Violence
- Copyright
- © 2021, Coffee Stain Studios
- Price
- $4.99
- In-App Purchases
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- Get all unlockable Goats $4.99
- Fantasy Pack $2.99
- Prank Pack $2.99
- Space Pack $2.99
- Zombie Pack $2.99
- Unlock GoatZ goats $1.99
- Unlock base goats $1.99
- Unlock Waste of Space goats $1.99
- Unlock MMO goats $1.99
- Unlock PAYDAY goats $1.99
Supports
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Game Center
Challenge friends and check leaderboards and achievements.